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I’ve got to be confident, I’ve got to be clear. Women like that.

(Source: joshuaradnor)

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bubblejam:

The incredibly intricate and captivating custom animal sculptures by Creatures From El, Ellen June.

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I Definitely

Would like a sex buddy.

Posted 1 month ago

nyehridan-artpora:

kelpmonger:

fuckyeahatheism:

A few months ago, this preacher guy (Preacher Tom, for anyone who might have had a similar experience with the guy) came to my campus and started spewing hateful and judgmental things at passers-by. Knowing he would be back, I created Zealous Preacher Bingo cards, with a few friends’ suggestions for spaces. We gave out candy to anyone who won.

I love how “Yelling” is the free space

i tried not to reblog

i really did

but then

whoops

Posted 1 month ago

I Was Asked Today

By my GM what would motivate me. I felt trapped by that question almost, because it dawned on me that the things I desire cannot be offered to me by the company I work for. A sorrowful clarity.

Posted 1 month ago

cosmo sex tip #669

allaboardthekevintran:

when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”

Posted 1 month ago

Message Me To Play Ruzzle!

I wouldn’t mind mixing it up and playing with new eyes.

Posted 1 month ago

thedailymeme:

Overlord Manatee Checking On His Subjects

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vanessamary:

The best scene in a movie ever

(Source: jamesbadgedale)

Posted 3 months ago