Travel Posters for Lazy People
OH GOD. This is my life right now. #jobsearching #livinginparentsbasement
Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 weeks ago
I Wouldn’t Mind Having Someone Paint
Me nude. I would like to do that sometime.
Posted 2 weeks ago
Lol half of your followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com
Anonymous askedI know XD It only bothers me because none of them ever hit me up. I’m a person, I like feeling sexiful every now and then and I always return the favor.
Posted 3 weeks ago
Posted 1 month ago
Posted 1 month ago
Something For The Ladies
To think about, more specifically the ones who I’ve both had, and will have been graced coitus with: Instead of feeling self-conscious about how long it take me to climax, thinking that you mustn’t be attractive enough and that must be the reason, try this on for size ( and no, that wasn’t a stab at your weight ). Did it ever occur to you, that I think you’re so worth coitusing with, so beautiful, that I don’t want it to end in a few minutes? That maybe I want to keep it going with you as long as I can, because you’re completely worth every hour? Put that in your pipe and smoke it whilst you ponder.
Posted 1 month ago
I’ve Always Been An Avid
Fan of putting my fate in the hands of others. It’s not that I don’t feel I can’t make my own decisions, but I get the best chance of unpredictability by doing that. This assuming I can’t predict the outcome of their decision, which sadly, isn’t frequent. Maybe I derive some sick pleasure from watching people squirm under the pressure of making extreme life-or-dearh-type choices for me. I personally feel ultimatums make life easier, but that’s just me. Then again, if I did enjoy said viewage of squirmers, wouldn’t that mean I’d have to keep them in the light about the repercussions of their/my choice? I think keeping them in the dark is a big factor of my being plagued or not. Anyways. Head’s; leave this life behind. Or Tail’s; press on and continue forward with a new twist. I’ve always been partial to Tail’s in a coin toss myself, but if we threw in a magic 8 ball, I think it’d be leaning toward Head’s.
